Best friends forever!

When I was younger I honoured my friends with one half of a necklace that said 'best' or 'friend' to match my half to symbolize our never ending friendship, and to be honest, anyone who has received a best friend charm from me, is in fact still my best friend. Maybe that's why I have commitment issues when it comes to men,I put all my commitment tokens into my friendships. But this post isn't about my commitment issues, we will save that for my memoirs. But this post is about friendship, I believe you are only as good as the company you keep, and the company I keep luckily are just as crazy as I am. Perfect compliments to my insanity and hilarity. I used to work at Walmart, and I went into the washroom one time, and this lady had pooped her pants, you could see under the stall that she had taken her chocolate pudding pants off and they were sitting beside the toilet. I felt bad for her and asked her if I could go buy her another set of pants. She told me she had a friend coming to bring her a fresh pair. That's friendship. And I thought, if I untimely shit my pants in a Walmart who is a good enough friend to bring me some pants, and not judge me too hard. And I came up with a good list of people who would do this for me. Then I started thinking more In depth about my friends. And I made a list of people I have designated for specific situations. If I die, I have a friend to go clear my computer history, empty out my naughty drawer, buy me more underwear so it looks like I wear panties more often than I do and put it in my underwear drawer. I have great friends who rarely get ashamed or embarrassed of the foulness that comes out of my mouth, you know that you have friends best suited for you when they don't judge you when you say things like "I'm going to date a guy in a wheel chair and move Into a 12 story house, with all stairs, and get him all horny and sit in the top story of the house and make him work his way up to the 12th story to get vagina, just watch him elbow his way all the way to the top." Thanks to all my friends who support my dream, come to my shows, encourage me to be myself.