Wax on, wax off.

One of the many trials and tribulations of being a woman is that we need to make the decision on how our vagina looks. Do we want it to be naked as the day we were born, and possibly created a complex in our men that they are attracted to bare vagina that resembles pre-pubescent teens, do we want to let it grow naturally, wild and free and risk the chance of our lover never being able to find our clit thru the lush pubic hair forest, or do we do some elaborate design in the shape of a wu tang symbol, heart, star, the first initial of the person enjoying our treasure box, or why not just leave a random little patch of hair that looks like a random furry bandaid left above your labia?! There are too many decisions for vaginal up keep. And the shit we go thru to keep her looking attractive is border line insane. It is never a comforting thought to make an appointment to go see a stranger to do the hedge trimming below the belt on your behalf, but it is indeed, worth it. Many years ago, I was too insecure to go spread eagle for a professional who could most likely do the vag maintenance properly and safely for me. So instead, I bought a wax kit, read thru the manual on how to wax my bikini area, and proceeded, with not enough caution to wax my own kitty cat. I was dating a new guy and the time was nearing to let him conquer my play area and I wanted it to be pretty and on point. Well, needless to say, that did not happen, I warmed the wax, awkwardly squatted/spread my legs, and applied an obnoxious amount of Hot, gooey, slimy wax to my vagina and local areas. I then placed the wax strip over the area I wanted to start with, but I got scared and had to talk myself into ripping off the strip. I waited far too long and the wax started to harden, I restarted my count down to rip the strip off, 50 times, by the time I did it I ripped it off and I actually had to check to see if I took a vag lip off with it. I whimpered and continued the process. My public region was a mess. Bald patches some places, then wax matted pubic hair in other places. I googled what to do in this situation and how to remove the excess wax, water and soap were not working, I tried trimming and shaving to remove the slicked back pubic hair coated in wax but it just made things worse. Sites on google suggested patting nail polish remover on the wax to get it to loosen up, uhhhh...I'm not really comfortable with that, good news is, if you had herpes or the clap I'm sure it would be gone after you bathed your twat in nail polish remover. After trying everything to get my vagina into an attractive state, I just gave up. I was sad that my date with a super hot guy that night would not be involving sex. After we went out for dinner and a movie we started getting hot and heavy, and when it came time to him begging to have some sex I just admitted to him I massacred my vagina earlier with a DIY wax kit. His response, "does your vagina still work?" And even though it looked like a damn mess, it did In fact still work. And we had sex that night, neither he nor his penis seemed to care about how my vagina looked, and I realized, we spend so much time and money on our vagina grooming, and I really don't know if guys care as much as we think they do. So, In conclusion my words of wisdom are, keep your vagina looking how you want it to look, with having a vagina it comes with great power over men so if you decide to wax it, even though it's awkward and you will without a doubt have a stranger looking directly at your vag hole and likely your asshole too if you get a Brazilian, it is worth it.